New Dirty "The Hangover" Trailer Makes Me LOL
Haha, EW’s Popwatch informs us that there is a new trailer for “The Hangover,” with the swearing and the nakedness, and it rather makes me want to wet my pants laughing, even though I am totally...
View ArticleWTF Trailer: Scorsese's "Shutter Island"
Martin Scorsese made a cross between Gothika and that movie where Leo DiCaprio had a bad accent. It is called Shutter Island and it allegedly comes out in October.
View ArticleNew Trailer For '2012'
I am going to see the LIVING SHIT out of this insanely stupid awesome movie!
View ArticleThis 'Valentine's Day' Trailer Is Killing Me
Oh, good, a movie that makes He’s Just Not That Into You look like No Country For Old Men.
View ArticleThe New Atom Egoyan Movie: Bananas!
I have been lured into multiple Atom Egoyan movies and I have always left them enraged, disappointed or confused. Sometimes very sleepy. And then every time a new one comes along, I am foaming. They...
View ArticleYes, "The Last Airbender" Is a Real Movie That Is Going to be in Theaters
Remember when M. Night Shyamalan was all washed up and “difficult” to work with and everyone was laughing at him and he was donezo with the studio system? Well July 4th weekend is his big revenge! When...
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"I Am Love" Trailer Dazzles Local Impressionable Gay
There is a new trailer just out for I Am Love, which is pretty much about Tilda Swinton running around Milan with hot guys in great outfits. (Both her and the guys.) I am going to go watch it AGAIN...
View ArticleNew 'Sex and the City 2' Trailer Is Confusing, Bananas, Weird!
NOW WITH EXTRA AIDAN! And… not much else? Let’s just say they’re holding their plot cards close to their collective enhanced chests. This worked with SatC 1! But you know how sequels are… we want...
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The "Twilight Saga: Eclipse†Trailer Charitably Rates A 3rd Grade Reading...
After a stock shot from a helicopter-mounted camera zooming over green woods towards a lake nestled in the mountains, the characters of the Twilight saga once again come stumbling forth to present...
View Article'Diary of a Very Bad Year' Trailer
Confessions of an Anonymous Hedge Fund Manager: Out tomorrow. (An excerpt.)
View ArticleGary Shteyngart Does Humorous Thing With Marketing Budget
I get this blank look when anyone mentions Gary Shteyngart, because I still don’t really “understand” who he is or “get” it and I suspect that’s my fault, but I will give props to this book trailer,...
View ArticleIs the Trailer for 'The Shining' the Actual Film?
Stanley Kubrick was, to put it mildly, a meticulous director. On the set of The Shining, he drove poor Shelley Duvall mad. The famous baseball-bat scene was recorded an infamous 127 times. That...
View ArticleHistory Says 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon" is Going to be Horrifically Bad
Michael Bay, I have personally viewed at least 60% of the content you have made as a director (slightly more than that, if you count the “Got Milk”? campaign and Meat Loaf’s video for “I’d Do Anything...
View ArticleThe Worst Book Trailer in History
By way of this Moby Awards judge comes the most terrible book trailer of all time. The winner in the worst book trailer category was also pretty terrifically bad, but judge for yourself…. Congrats to...
View ArticleNobody Puts Baby in a Corner of Hot Garbage (Except in the New 'Footloose')
My God, are they… crumping in that small Texas town? So yes: here is the trailer for the Footloose remake “that no one asked for and everyone keeps forgetting about.” Expect the Dirty Dancing remake...
View ArticleSexy Viggo v. Fassbender Cronenberg Sexy Time: The Sexy Movie
“The movie stars Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen as strangely good-looking versions of Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud…. and Vincent Cassel is there, too.” — *faints dramatically*
View ArticleThe Trailer for Kevin Moffett's Book Trailer
Yup. This is a trailer to a book trailer—not just any book trailer, but the “longest, most depressing book trailer.” Time and space collapse. Congratulations, Kevin Moffett, you’ve awesomely ruined...
View ArticleThe P.T. Anderson Cult Movie Trailer Is Here, Oh My God
*SCREAMING* (Cult movie like, movie about a cult; not cult movie like “cult movie.”)
View Article9 Great Pop Songs From 2013 (And The Fake Movies That Should Use Them In...
Lived-In A failed engagement leads Ben (Bradley Cooper) to quit his job as an analyst at a NYC hedge fund and retire early in a small town upstate. He buys a fixer-upper and begins to find a place...
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There Oughta Be A German Word For Everything--Oh Wait, There Is
• Indiebound • McNally Jackson • Amazon • Powell’s • Penguin We’ve all thought: hey, there oughta be a German word for that. (Have we ever.) Now here comes Schottenfreude, from our Internet pal Ben...
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